'Howdy
Woahhh there, Cowboy.
(Don't run off yet)
I could tell you I write words that sell.But there's something y'all should know first...
I'm Cain,
the copywriter
around here
Hi there ðŸ¤
I'm Cain, the copywriter from South Dakota - yep, you read that right - South Dakota.And since there are 4 of us here, I'm gonna claim the exclusive and highly sought-after title of "South Dakota's Finest Copywriter"(Shhh, the other 3 are tending to their cattle right now.)But enough about me.Picture this, 'partner:There are magic words that'll convert your toughest window-shoppers, email-readers, and past buyers into lifetime customers.And they're just beyond the next scroll.
The real question
What's
in it for you?
A lot of copywriters can talk a good game, we'll give 'em that.But if you want to have record-shattering sales cycles, and make your customers hoot and holler, you're gonna need more than just talk.
01
I get the best work done on time
(It's the least I could do, really.)
I wrote this website in 0.23532 seconds, and made it home in time for supper. How 'bout that?
02
I keep you profitable
With it's low cost and high return potential, working with a copywriter can easily be one of your most profitable marketing investments.
#1
You could get with this
I'll take it easy on "the other marketers" for now, but be careful wandering into those waters on Upwork - Yikes.
#2
Or you could get with...
You know... Something special happens when someone reads down this far.
You must be special,
I like you.
An extra-special gift
I've got something just for you
If you want to hear how your website could convert like crazy, shoot me an email with a friendly hello and I'd be happy to write an in-depth audit of any page, my treat.
